Video Games Suck - Devil May Cry 3: Dante's awakaning

Dante: It's like staring at a backed up toilet!
The point is, you jump 20% of the time, Shoot 20% of the time, Slash 40% of the time, and try to figure out what the fuck to do 20% of the time... If your not doing that, then you are probably breaking this peice of shit game...

Lets cut the shit and get straight to this crappy ass game.

Graphics: The Graphics are Decent, but they are to decent, the last time I saw these graphics was in the last fucking game and the game before that. Really... Capcom needs to hire new Retards to fucking work in the graphics department, because the waterheads who are, seem to be just beating their heads on the key boards.

Controls: The Same fucking controls as the last game, Wtf? X,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x this is all you do in this fucking game, press a single button, jump press it again, press another button that makes you shoot, or hey, hold the L2 key and keep pressing it for a stylish move, What the hell, Capcom, please, I know we bitch that controls are to hard to use, but guess what, now they are just to repedative...

Voice Overs: Yet again, Dante is voiced by a different fucking person, and yet again, the voice overs suck so bad my ears start bleeding. I rather the second game in voice overs, the reason being, there was 2 fucking lines in the whole game...

Game Play: As I stated, Repedative, X,x,x,x,x,x,x, o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o L2+o,o,o,o,o,o,o ☼,☼,☼,☼...... The point is, you jump 20% of the time, Shoot 20% of the time, Slash 40% of the time, and try to figure out what the fuck to do 20% of the time... If your not doing that, then you are probably breaking this peice of shit game...

Game Level: The Difficulty Level on just the easy mode is hard, this game is just to Fucking hard unless you've played EVERY DMC game, and you know EVERY combo. If this game isn't hard for you, then you play it to much...

New Features: Only thing new here is the SE version of the game where you can play as Vergil and Nelo... Other then that, the weapons are new, but they mostly suck...

The Story: This starts before DMC 1, which means a younger Dante, and a shitty plot to explain the events up to DMC... Dante is incountered by a Bald guy that looks like a Hitman Reject. So... He flips a desk, and the first battle begins... *Skips the repedative button pressing and enemy spawning* Dante walks out his shop and sneezes and it falls down *Skips another repedative fight sequence* So now we meet his brother and main enemy, his twin brother... okay where have I heard this fucking story before? Vergil owns the thing you spent 5 minutes trying to kill in 3 seconds... Then you see this ugly ass bitch, and you go into another repedative fighting sequence... FINALLY! You'll enter the castle where you meet a Giant talking dog... Kill his ass with repedativity... Okay, you know what, fuck this, the game story is just as repedative as the fighting, every time you go into a cut scene its usually with fighting or you about to fight!

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakaning... 2/5