Another fucking World War 2 shooter. Man they really like to get original now a days and think of new interesting things to make games about. Anyways its made by Gearbox who brought the massive hunk of shit Halo port to the PC.
Graphics: Ok if you think the graphics in this game are good you deserve to be smashed in the face in the shovel. Face the fucking facts the graphics are shit and look like a shitty console port OH WAIT IT IS! The foilage doesnt look bad which is good because it hards to do go good foilage. BUT WHAT THE FUCK. This game looks NOTHING like the fucking bullshit screenshots that they gave to us. That screenshot had SEXY HDR effects and high res textures and super sharp foilage. This game has decent foilage, the blurriest shittest ugliest textures anyone has ever seen. What the fuck is this Half-Life 1? Because thats exactly what the textures look like they are ripped from. Theres some slight bloom effects which arent bad and the character models are nothing special. The graphics in this game just look like pure fucking garbage. My friend took a shit and smashed it all over his chest and i was like WOW! Its Brother in Arms!
Sound: Ok so i start up the game to go and enable some 5.1 for some ass kicking sound. I go to the menu.. and WHAT THE FUCK? Theres only one bar there for adjusting the Volume level. Holy dog shit, who needs 5.1 audio or want to adjust the volume level of different things. EAX? PFfft throw that in the fucking garbage.. You kno whats funny is Wolfenstein 3D has more audio options then this game. The sound in the game isnt that bad though the gunshots and such. The only thing that is so dumb is the fucking dialouge. WHY DO ALL THESE GAMES HAVE TO HAVE FUCKING DIALOUG THAT SOUNDS LIKE BILL AND TED CAME STOPPED OFF THEIR EXCELLENT ADVENTURE AND WROTE THE SCRIPT. Jesus fucking christ learn to right some decent dialoug so i dont have to laugh at how stupid it sounds. Atleast the sounds for things are fairly good but no 5.1 support? PFFT
Gameplay: Ok so the gameplay i played, didnt start out to bad. Try to surpress the enemy and see if you can possibly flank around and get him from the side... sure that was cool and fairly original but there was one huge problem with it. YOU DO THE SAME FUCKING THING THE WHOLE GAME. Sweet i love surpressing an enemy then flanking around everytime i see him! I mean come on, retards like to do the same thing over and over so why shouldnt everyone else! Also theres one problem that pissed me off, even if you can see them looking out from their cover.. YOU CANT HIT THEM... no matter what you fucking do.. YOU HAVE TO flank. How awesome is that i mean, hell he is exposed! But you cant hit him because you didnt flank around! THATS FUN. If they fucking mixed up the gameplay a bit with other strategies it MIGHT BE OK! But no. There was cool level when you had the sniper and you were in the church because it wasnt the same thing anymore. Also this game isnt that long.. again.... cant anyone make a fucking game that takes me longer than 3 sittins to beat?
Story: You are in a group of lame soldiers, theres no character development, you just fight with the same people. Hell even if they die in the mission they come back so who needs feeling for them! They are invincible! There is hardly a story..just that you become squad leader and thats it.... WOOO
The game wasnt bad at first but got repetitive and atleast had some good sounds for the weapons and shit. But why the fuck did gamespy and IGN and give it a 9? Thats a fucking load of garbage THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL this game is a nine. ANYONE who fucking plays can realize its simply above average. Leave it so fucking Gameshit and IGN to blow ratings out of proportion 6.5/10
