Oh yes another star wars game! And this time a first person shooter instead of an rpg. Maybe it could be kick ass like the Jedi Knight series. Ok im not going to lie.. this game is mostly a piece of shit.
Graphics: The graphics in this game look ok at first but the farther you get in the game you realize how much they suck huge amounts of cum. Especially the animations... its like watching a retard trying to dance... it just doesnt work. Who the fuck cares though because dancing is stupid as hell. The textures on a lot of things look like low res pieces of shit although you will get an average looking texture every now and then. The level design it self fucking sucks. The enviornments make me want to vomit they are so fucking terrible. If you just see some screen shots you can understand how incredibly terrible they are. The only good part of the graphics is the character models which arent half bad but with the shitty fucking animations it was like taking a nice cat and stabbing in the fucking eyeballs.
Sound: The sound in this game is plain and simply garbage. The voice acting is so fucking terrible its nearly impossible to explain. They take the dumbest lines possible and mix them into this stupid game. They stuff along the lines like LETS KICK SOME ALEIN BUTT. Next thing you know they are going to be saying things like "SUPER DUPER TEAM, THAT WAS ONE GNARLY SHOT" or "THAT WAS SO GOOD I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BROWN EYE." Also the lasers for the god damn guns dont sound anything like any of the weapons in the star wars i have seen which is bullshit. The sound director was probably too busy getting a fucking cleavland steamer in his mouth to realize what garbage this audio is.
Gameplay: The game is short as hell, repetitive, linear, boring, and the god damn guns suck complete ass. First off there is only three levels so you can beat this game is shorter than the shortest dick that one could possibly have. Also the weapons are all fucking terrible and everything takes too many god damn hits. OH YEAH 300 FUCKING LASER SHOTS TO KILL A AVERAGE SIZED ROBOT. Also you do the same god damn thing every level. GO HERE AND KILL THE STUFF KAY! YOUR ARE DONE! The gameplay here is complete shit and basically is about as fucking as trying to force your own testicles up your anus. Atleast you can control your squad to do certain things somewhat other than that BORING.
Story: There is none, you are basically sent in to do shit and then after you do it... you go to the next mission... OH theres only three so you beat the game after that.
The combat is barely decent, weapons and levels suck fat black dick, and the squad control is decent... this game is hardly worth 50 dollars considering it has 4 hours of gameplay 6/10
