Video Games Suck - Halo 2 vs. Half Life 2 (An example of how not to review)

NOW! I definetly have something to say about the review made by Fuhrer....Which turned into an article of my own....which I must say isn't that bad for my first on this site.

NOW! I definetly hav something to say about the review made by Fuhrer....It is the most pathetic piece of garbage covered in Michael Jackson's cum that I have ever had the regret of reading. I mean, comon, listen to this fag...

"This game is a fucking piece of shit. Those bungie shitheads are fuckin retarded fagg0ts and look like mentally retarded jews. i havent even played halo2"

This guy made an article about all the specs of the game, and hasn't even played it?

What an idiot, This guy must really love Half Life 2, after all, it is a game chalk full of glitches, at times, I wont say it's graphics are crap, cuz there pretty good, but it does have a stupid multiplayer.
Im havn fun comparing Halo 2 to HL2, mabet ill go on...There are people that debate which games' graphics is better, Ultamitly, regardless of video card, It IS Halo 2's graphics that are better. as proof, it is a fact that HL2 has glitches and flaus in its graphics, not to diss it, but "IF" you have played the game then you would no that sometimes there are slight pauses and twinks that are results of design errors.
Now if you "HAVE" played the game, unlike most of the racist n00bs on this site, take a look at halo 2s graphics. What I am about to say isn't my opinion, its a fact, if you "HAVE" played the game then you would know, Halo 2s graphics are virtually flauless. Thats right you n00bs! Learn whats good and not for wonce. Im sick of these guys that play one game, worship it, and say anyother game is gay, or stuff like that. I happen to OWN a copy of Half Life 2 and Halo 2, and am a dedicated gamer. This post is starting to turn into an article, mabey ill post it as one latter, but for now...

Suislide: What are you a fucking idiot? Halo 2 has shit graphics compared to Half-Life 2 and it you can see the fucking models and textures appear on the screen and arent all there at once because the Xbox is a pure shit little weak machine. OH i guess you have to be a fucking dedicated gamer to have an opinion about a game you douche bag. Half-Life 2 doesnt have any glitches you fucking moron as they fixed almost all the bugs about 4 weeks ago you dumbass. Not to mention there was only problems for a small amount of people...Halo 2 has shit graphics when compared with half-life2 with its lame low-res textures and the bump mapping in Halo 2 looks like i wiped my ass on the keyboard.

As for sound, ehh, both games have their good and bads. HL2s radio's sound isn't that great. Halo 2s veacles could have had more detailed sound.

The story line for Halo2 is pretty good. The only thing bad that I can say about it is that it could have had something better than switching between master chief and the covenant elite.
Now I really have to say shit about HL2. This game's developers spent soo much time developing it, and making it better, right? As soon as I played it, I was amazed by the opening cinema. But then...No Crobar? wtf? no weapon to start with at all? This pissed me off, but I told myself that it could be a level where you dont fight at all, untill a guy hit me. MAN WAS I EVER PISSED WHEN I COULDNT FIGHT BACK! Aside from that, what was Valve thinking when they made half of the game a dam remake? I mean, I DID beat the game, but I thought there could be much more chapters than what there was. Im not complaining about the ending, it was fairly ok.

Suislide:Why are you so fucking stupid? OMG YOU DONT START OUT WITH A WEAPON! OH NOES THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE IT CINEMATIC! What are you a 13 year old kid with ADD and doesn't have the attention span to let characters talk to build a story. No crowbar? What a fucking retard THATS THE FIRST FUCKING WEAPON YOU GET. Half the game a remake? GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. I should send Furher to your house so he beat your ass so you can realise how fucking retarded you are. Your parents should have aborted you. A remake of the first game? HOW? Its completley fucking different you asswipe... you are never in the same black mesa, the same shit never happens as in the first one, and its fucking YEARS upon YEARS later. Doom 3 is a remake not Half-Life 2 you fucking moron. The story in Halo2 is ass. OH LOOK THE COVENANT FOUND EARTH AND WANT TO DESTORY IT! Wow a fucking 5th graded in the special ed class could think of that while he is shitting his pants and smashing crayons in his face

The gameplay wasnt that bad in HL2, however I think Valve could have added more mutants. I may have beat the game on hard, but it could have been harder. Want to know another thing that pisses me off about half the people(n00bs) on this site? Its that they probably played the game on "easy" dificulty and then said "YEAY!" to their friends and told them they beat it on "hard". The multiplayer for this game doesnt have enough options, which isnt very good.
Halo 2 was pretty good when it comes to new things. It included battle damage, dual wielding, and no jump damage. As soon as I played it, I was amazed. I have absolutly nothing bad to say about Halo 2 in Campaign, But, Its multiplayer, omg!

Suislide: Wow, the more i read on, the more your stupidity surpasses itself. NEW THINGS LIKE DUAL WEILDING? Thats not fucking new at all... Infact fucking dual weild is one of the oldest fucking things ever. Goldeneye had it, mods for Quake 2 had it.. hell a game Bungie themselves made a game with dual weild back in 1994. THERES NOTHING INNOVATIVE OR NEW ABOUT IT. Omg NO falling damage? WOW GREAT INNOVATIONS.. that deserve a fucking standing ovation for that design choice. Why dont you mention the gravity gun from Half-Life 2 you fucking cum sucker? OH BECAUSE ITS THE MOST INNOVATIVE WEAPON THAT HAS COME OUT IN A LONG TIME! Hell that might make halo2 look bad! Oh why dont you mention how much the physics suck ass in Halo 2? And how much superior they are in Half-Life 2?

All in all, both games multiplayer have serious problems, which bring both of their ratings down.

What that guy said about the cinema (videos) in Halo 2 is disgraceful to GOD himself!

Actually Good and Well Thought Out rattings....
Halo 2......................9/10
Half Life 2..............8.5/10

I would have rated HL2 the same as Halo 2 if it wasn't so much of a remake of the first Half Life.
Both games could have scored perfect 10/10 if not for what I have pointed out. Having Beat Half Life 2 on "Hard" dificulty and Halo 2 on "Heroic" dificulty I strongly believe what I have pointed out in the above is bery factual. And put worse than "Fuhrer" has in his article, which can be found at ...because he might actually have some intelligence
http://www.videogamessuck.com/article132.html

Suislide: This article is complete proof that some people have the intelligence of rotting dog shit. Anyone who says Half-Life 2 is a remake of the first game is a complete fucking idiot...considering its nearly 100% different. This is a perfect example of what crap i dont want you to submit. THE REVIEWS FO R THESE GAMES ARE ALREADY UP! Don't send in another fucking review of the same game espically if you are retarded.