Kill Switch
Date: Sunday, August 22 @ 13:28:02 EDT
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Awesome another port of a console game! Killswitch, more like cumswitch, this game blows terribly. Oh i see why it was made by hip games and namco.

Graphics: The graphics are just completley and utterly terrible. First of all in your player model not only can you see all the seams for each moving part, hes low poly and has a shit texture slapped on him. Infact the hole game is full of shit textures. They proably used fucking MSPAINT because they are too god damn poor to afford anything else because they make such terrible games such as this wonderful diarrhea cum stained mess. The world geometry has lots of boxes and square type objects in square environments that are competley low poly. So you have ugly ass textures that someone queefed out in 1 day slapped on shit geometry with shit level design and blam you have the graphics in this game. Not to mention that the fact that AA or AF doesnt work because they are too fucking stupid to port a game right. Oh yeah and the resolution wouldnt change from 640x480 even if i set it, so i had to manually go in and change it.


Sound: The sound licks ass just as hard, the gun shot sounds are ok, but for some fucking reason i hear ricocheting sounds after i stopped fucking firing like 3 seconds ago. The voice acting is what is really terrible, everyone sounds the same, there is no pauses between what they are saying either. So it sounds like A BIG MESS OF ONE GUY FUCKING READING A STUPID PARAGRAPH IN A MONOTONE VOICE. I took a packard bell mic and fucking ran it over with my car and shot flaming dog shit at it and there was better voice acting. Atleast the gunshots were ok.


Gameplay: BORING AND REPETITIVE. Sure doom3 was repetitive but it wasnt fucking boring like this. If you want to play this game you have to do it in like 10 minute intervals because its the fucking same thing over and over. You are some douche bag you run around and shoot people while hiding behind some fucking boxes or crates. THE WHOLE GAME. THATS ALL YOU DO IS HIDE BEHIND A FUCKING OBJECT AND SHOOT PEOPLE. Oh look i just shot the same fucking enemy 300 times because there is like 3 different models in the entire game. You can blind fire over the box or pop out and shoot. It doesnt matter because the game is so incredibly easy. OH LOOK I PLANTED SOME C4 Complete orginal too. These fucking creative geniuses must have spent like man i dont know 3 minutes thinking of objectives. OH yeah and the levels are like 5 minutes long. SUCKS DICK.


Story: You are some guy the bad guys use to kill people but your wife is trying to get you back so you can kill all those cunts. OO WOW BIG DEAL. NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Story licks dick

This game is just stupid, its barley fun because you do the same stupid shit 100 times 3/10





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