As i played this game shit started to slowly ooze out of my monitor. Oh wait its a game based off a movie, of course its going to suck dick, who were they fooling?
Graphics: The graphics arent too bad in this game and spiderman looks nice, except there is alot of things that look completley shitty. First off the enemy models make them look like blocky ass hunks of shit and their animations are just as bad. They run twoards you looking like they are 5 foot 4 yet have the fucking feet of micheal jordan. THE ANIMATIONS LOOK LIKE COMPLETE ELEPHANT ASS. The enviorments look ok, only because its a SQUARE BLOCK WITH A FUCKING TEXTURE SLAPPED ON. OH WOW LOOK AT THE FUCKING TEXTURE REPEAT UP THE BUILDING ON ALL BUILDINGS. The creators of these textures should be punched in the fucking face for having no creativity at all. The indoors can be OK looking in some areas, but in most of them they are are bland. OO LOOK AT THAT WHITE SMEAR ACROSS THE WALL, looks so good, yeah right. Other than that the graphics are ok, but the main enemy guy. Doc Oc or whatever his stupid name is, his claw things are supposed to be round. OH NOT IN THIS GAME, we better make it work on the ps2 so we can sell it to abunch of 10 year old faggots. The claws are triangle and the shaft to them are triangles. Wow. Graphics are average.
Sound: Whoever did the sound in this game should be blasted in the damn teeth with a wooden plank. OH MY GOD ITS TERRIBLE. There is no music at all so when you are swinging around all you hear is spidermans stupid web shooting. THE VOICE ACTING IS TERRIBLE. When the characters talk, there is fucking pauses between each thing they say. Such as when spiderman is cutting school to help his grandma at the bank (is the bitch that helpless?) grandma says "Thank you for helping me to the bank" *2 second pause* "Oh no problem Grandma (or was it aunt?). Not only that spiderman sounds like a big pussy, he sounds a lot like, oh whats that shit heads name, YEAH TOBY MCGUIRE. Hes voice is shaky and he sounds like a big pussy. THE WORST IS HIS GOD DAMN ONE-LINERS IN THIS GAME, instead of saying "Hail to the king, Baby" - Bruce Campell, he says something like "Im gay and i like spider penis up the butt." The audio is not so great at all.
Gameplay: The gameplay is ok at best, you can swing around, zip to shit, climb up walls, and kick the shit out of people because spiderman magically knows karate. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU DO ALL THIS STUPID SHIT WITH THE SAME GOD DAMN BUTTON. So basically this game is made for a fucking retard who cant do anything more but press one button. Just click the left mouse and blam you have yourself shooting web while kicking ass and taking a pee on your own face. The swinging, fighting and everything is all SO GOD DAMN EASY. You want a challange? WELL TOO BAD, YOU CAN WIN NO MATTER HOW FUCING HARD YOU TRY TO DIE. There is health all over the damn place and even then, get this, THE FUCKING HEALTH RESPAWNS. So they elimated all challange. The AI is about as smart as a guy with no arms trying to play golf. Its set up basically so all the enemies RUN TWOARDS YOU AND ATTACK YOU. MIND BLOWING! The fighting system sucks, you press the left mouse to attack, or JUMP AND THEN ATTACK. INSANE! Also at this one part you have to difuse these stupid bombs, all you have to do to difuse them is push the three count pattern it shows you. THE ONLY WAY ON EARTH YOU COULD POSSIBLY LOSE. The gameplay is for stupid people.
Story: Who knows.. Doc OC is being a fag and his stupid experiments and he is being an ass and breaking shit around the city. Spiderman just wants to shoot his "web blaster" down that red heads throat. The game is all chopped up one minute you are stopping a jail break next minute you are at the fucking bank saving that.
This game IS POOP ON A STICK, but if you are bored it can be ok *cough* 3/10
*Edit:* Listen to this fucking bullshit. SPIDERMAN FOR THE PC IS DUMBED DOWN AND DIFFERENT FROM THE ONES OF THE CONSOLES. FUCK YOU ACTIVISION. What a shit fucking company , what does this show. Console fucking ruin games, and activistion just wants your fucking money and they dont think the pc market is as big, so what do they do? Release a complete shit game. FUCK YOU ACTIVISION.
