The Suffering
Date: Monday, June 14 @ 16:57:35 EDT
Topic: Action Game Reviews


This game fucking kicks ass, finally i have been waiting like 300 years for a game that wouldnt suck dick. This game is 3rd person and it makes my nipples hard.

Graphics: The graphics are pretty good but for some reason remind me of a piece of shit console. They arent bad at all especially the enviornments everything looks good just one thing. The human character models look like fucking titty. They are blocky and you can see the stupid fucking overlapping polygons. Honestly this is 2004, cant you people stop doing that. Although all the other models look great the knife thingys that go around and stab the shit out of little pussies who arent as tough as me, or the big guys who think hes going to shit down my neck, but i end up ripping off a door blocking his hit, fucking diving down a flight of stairs filling him with bullets. The graphics arent bad at all.


Sound: The sound is damn sexy, finally some god damn music in a game that fits the enviornment. When the hell is the last time someone did that twenty years ago. The ambient sounds are also great with screams and people wacking off. The gun shots are a little loose pussy that drags on the floor. When i fire a revolver i want my subwoofer to explode and see a guy flying out of a window. Other than that the voice acting is bad at all unlike that winner of a game Bad Boys 2, where they hired white people to do the sounds for black people (doesnt work). Finally a game that swears, i havent heard one of these since Kingpin, or i have and i dont remember because the game was massive of hunk of grandma cooter.


Gameplay: The gameplay is great and it tries to scare the shit out of you. You are in a jail that some shit is going down in some its crumpling and shit. You can run around and do all your basic moves and shit, blah blah, nothing new here, Although the game is still fun blowing away those stupid cunts through walls, because face it, im the man. Also it scares you by making screens of bloody evil faces pop up, or these voices telling you whether to do right or wrong. Fuck if i know if it makes a difference. There was this police officer and i saw he had a gun, so i was like hell i want that. I slit his ass up with the knife and took, but the bitch who told me to do good got mad. Also it shows scenes of what happened previously of bloody shit going on. The gameplay is fun and if you are a pussy like everyone who visits this site, you will be scared (not including me).


Story: You are some muscley guy with big sideburns who is put on death row for fucking a baby in half. I dont know if thats true but if so he is a sick cunt. Then some shit goes down in the jail, which i guess was full of corruption and some guy im guessing who was innocently put to death goes insane and causing all this. Some shit like that, if i wrong you can go suck a fat pair of nuts. Its not a bad story at all.

This game rocks blows my cooter away like a leaf blower 9/10





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