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”Deadly Shitcake”
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Fuck me this game stinks worse than a ruptured colostomy bag on a hot summers day.

I was looking forwards to this since I enjoyed Thief 2 a lot, it was not everyone’s cup of tea but quite frankly I don’t give a fuck I liked it and that’s all that matters.

For peole who have being living a cave for last 5 years or are just mentaly retarded, In this game like the others before it you to get to play a thief set in a pseudo medieval world on each level you have to sneak around stealing shit, you must achieve this by stealth, you take out enemys buy knocking them out from behind with a cosh, you never directly fight anyone since your character is about much use in a toe to toe fight, as the French army.

Thief 2 was a good game, Thief 3 however should be called Thief 2.1, in fact Thief 2 was better since it had a good story, In Thief 3 the story starts pretty dull and seems to have full intention of getting fucking duller.

The graphics are boring flat and dull, shit it looks the same as Thief 2, The AI is a joke, a really fucking shit joke. I had the game on hard and it was still shit, fuck me, I was running up behind ememys taking them out, I don’t understand why the silly cunts were not using fucking sign language since they must have been fucking deaf as fuck, When one of the ememys found a corpse/body of one his colleges he just got angry for searched around for short time and then just went back to normal behaviour which included trampling over his unconscious colleage on the fucking floor what stupid inane spastic wrote that AI routine a fuckwit I think somehow. If you fancy wasting your fucking time playing a game populated by deaf, slow, retarded, cardboard cut-out enemy’s then buy this game.

This game just doesn’t cut it, they could have improved it but the lazy two bob arselicking cock suckers would rather just rehash the old game.

How can they have done this, why are they sooo fucking stupid and lazy, If I ever found out where any of the coding team live I going to roleplay my own thief game and break in to their houses, shit in their beds and shoot my bolt over their kitchen floor.

4/10