Video Games Suck - Angels Vs Devils

[Angels VS Devils] VS [putting cock in blender] = putting cock in blender

When I saw the title of this game I thought hey man that sounds good.

I mean you can’t go wrong fucking great fiery Demons and Angels with flaming swords, I mean if you make a game called Angels VS Demons then its going to be dark evil and moody with sick graphics like Painkiller.

But no, not that this fucking shit excuse for a game, the designer decided to make the angels and demons look like fucking cute little babies like a game for nancy boys or little girls.

Why babies ? why would fucking demons and angels chosse to look like fucking babies ? and what kind of sad sick fucker makes a game where you going around killing babies anyway, the game didn’t even have sick person appeal anyway since since its soooo wank, I stopped playing and went and cleaned my cunting toilet and enjoyed doing it after playing a game that sucks more than a crack whore just got out of jail.

At the start you get to customise your baby angel and get to choose different nappies and wigs for it, no I am not fucking joking, how wank is that.

I went into options first and cranked up all the video options they must have put these there for show since the games graphics are lamer than a guy with a club foot.

It has been bought in out in the Easten Europe first and I hope it fucking stays there.

If you are an adult and like this game then you must be one of those sad retarded jerk offs who likes cute games, please, please, please for fuck sake grow the fuck up and stop buying fucking shit games like this, so game companies stop trying to milk you.

If you a kid then go out and play fucking tag, smoke crack or whatever shit you kids do these days.

Score 2/10