Ok i know this is a patch, but its supposed to update abunch of shit and make the game better. Hell maybe they re-did the damn maps so they dont repeat 100 fucking million times.
No need for a certain format here since i already reviewed the gay game so lets just see what features it has instore.
OK so first we can add custom content. Fucking amazing! A thing that is usually released when the game is, is now put in a patch for us because they were too fucking cheap to finish it earlier. Finally i can put a big floppy dick on Master Chief's forehead, thank god for this. Or maybe will fucking make a coop mod, something that should have been in the game to MAYBE actually make it FUN.
They supposedly also added performance updates. Fuck if i see them, this game still runs like shit and still looks like a stale old fucking pussy turd sitting in the toilet from a weak ago that couldn't flush because its too god damn big. There is no performance added in this game at all. Someone lied to me, you skanks. Fast shaders my ass.
Also it supposedly helps the netcode and adds some mutliplayer shit. Woopty fucking do. Again shouldnt this shit have been in the game when it was released? Instead of in a donkey dick patch? Fuck you gearbox you pieces of shit.
Yes thank you gearbox for this cumblob patch. SURE DONT FIX THE FUCKING SINGLE PLAYER GAME. I can tell you why they didnt also... It sucks. It was too hard to fix, and they didnt know what to do. So they called up John Romeo because they know he is good with failure. He told them to not touch it, and then release shit cum blob patches with crap ass new features no one could care less about, and told them to make it very large too so it looks cooler. We have a cumblob patch, master chief has cum on him, and Halo is really just a giant cockring someone lost.
I dont normally do this but 1/10
