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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:01 am Reply with quote
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I have been reading this forum for a while, and I thought it might be a good idea to use my professional expertise as a psychiatrist here to classify some of the regular posters within those months. I limited myself to the last months to rule out most of the sociopaths.

Pogma9 is the easiest; he is a clear case of multiple personality syndrome.

CptnPugwash is a fairly simple case too. Obviously he has the Tourette syndrome, similar to Suislide. But usually people with Tourette's have normal intelligence, and this is clearly not the case with CptPugwash. Most likely Down syndrome is involved as well, possibly combined with Autism and probably sexual malfunctions and a history of sexual abuse. It's a really sad case actually, and I would suggest treating him a bit nicer here (I am looking at you Mihai).

Mihai_Alexandru, Berzerker and Puk are be more complex. These actually seem like fairly ordinary people, but obviously, if they really were, they would not be regular posters on this forum. I will study these subjects in more detail and will present my findings later. Some first thoughts:

Mihai claims to be 17 but is probably only 7, just like M0nkey. If not raised properly, he may end up being a football hooligan and a criminal. His criminal career has already begun (with piracy) and may grow exponentially.

Berzerker claims to have kids but is probably impotent and a console gamer to boot. No one old enough to be a father would post here anyway (of course I am old enough to be a grand father but I am here in a professional manner). He tries to show off some intelligence in a really pathetic manner, so he may well be illiterate (or only 6 years old).

Puk most likely carries any imaginable STD and lives in England. I would recommend 24/7 surveillance by MI7.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:17 am Reply with quote
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Haha you just made my day, berzerker. :P
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:25 am Reply with quote
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My best guess would be pogma9; he gets the best 'review'. icon_blackeye.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:43 am Reply with quote
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Mikal.....if you're really 17, can I use you as an masturbation fantasy?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:52 am Reply with quote
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I am no psychiatrist, but it appears Dr_Shrink may have to update his findings about Pogma9.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:55 am Reply with quote
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YOU FUCKS DON'T KNOW THE REAL POGMA, AND THERE ARE SOME TRUTHS ABOUT ME THAT YOU MUST NEVER LEARN.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:58 am Reply with quote
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PUK IS ALL TALK AND NO ACTION....UNLESS WE'RE REFERING TO THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN HIS HAND AND HIS POMMY COCK AND BALLS.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:03 am Reply with quote
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Pogma9 wrote:
YOU FUCKS DON'T KNOW THE REAL POGMA, AND THERE ARE SOME TRUTHS ABOUT ME THAT YOU MUST NEVER LEARN.


I'll be your masturbation fantasy (puke.gif) if you tell us 1 truth. icon_profileleft.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:06 am Reply with quote
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WHAT TRUTH?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:10 am Reply with quote
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The truths that we must never learn. bom.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:20 am Reply with quote
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NO....YOU MUST NEVER LEARN THOSE FUCKEN.
BTW, THIS DR FUCK IS MOST LIKELY THE POGMA/PUGWASH CLONE....SO FUCK HIM OFF TO ANOTHER FORUM
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:37 am Reply with quote
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Pogma9 wrote:
BTW, THIS DR FUCK IS MOST LIKELY THE POGMA/PUGWASH CLONE....SO FUCK HIM OFF TO ANOTHER FORUM


I am sure your other personalities will be more understanding.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:39 am Reply with quote
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But I was the Pogma clone and this wasn't me. Also, I do not think that the pugwash character can spell his native language so well without making 3 mistakes every sentence.

It's berzerker you fools. icon_farao.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:17 am Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
But I was the Pogma clone and this wasn't me. Also, I do not think that the pugwash character can spell his native language so well without making 3 mistakes every sentence.

It's berzerker you fools. icon_farao.gif


You are too young to make any such assumptions. duckie.gif

Come back in 10 years or so.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:31 am Reply with quote
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In that time you'll be dead. Didn't you said that you were retired or something?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:16 am Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
In that time you'll be dead. Didn't you said that you were retired or something?


Indeed I didn't.

But if I were to die tomorrow this topic would be my last gift to humanity.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:42 am Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
But I was the Pogma clone


You un-trustworthy Bastard drunken_smilie.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:46 am Reply with quote
Pogma9
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FUCK GOD
FUCK JEWS
FUCK ISLAM
FUCK XTIANITY
FUCK AMERICA

ONLY MY FULL TRUTHS MATTER
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:24 pm Reply with quote
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I agree with most of them, but why fuck God if he doesn't exist? I suppose you are an atheist.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:46 pm Reply with quote
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IT'S SHORTHAND FOR FUCK THE GOD CONCEPT
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